It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die.

Urban Dictionary definition of unrequited love (via c-isnenegro)

inlove-with-a-spine:

Out of all our glasses, guess which one our chinchilla broke?
She’s a bastard…

trollfacemommy:

snozzberryjam:

How to make a glitter bomb/ Be a total asshole.

1) Cut strips of tissue paper approx 8 inches long and 3-4 inches wide.

2) Carefully glue down the side, leaving the top 1/4 glue free.

3) Fold the bottom up to form a pouch, leaving the top 1/4 to fold over later.

4) Put them on a wire rack to dry. 

5) Get your glitter together. I used different kinds. Make sure to find some super fine extra sparkly shit so it gets everywhere and is a real pain in the ass to clean up. 

6) Spoon a couple teaspoons into the little pouches of tissue. Resist the urge to add too much! It will just make it hard to close the card later.

7) Carefully put a little glue on the top edge and fold over the flap, making sure to seal it well. 

8) Let dry for a bit. Trim excess if needed. 

9) Brush on some glue to the inside of your card roughly the size of your bomb. Stick a bomb to it.

10) Put a little more glue on the top of the bomb and close the card so it is stuck together. 

11) Mail to friends! 

12) Wait for the curses and threats to arrive! 

my fav

I usually just sprinkle it in the card.

Fucking genius. 

kidgarbage:

The Lover Crowned - Jean-Honoré Fragonard // Promiscuous - Nelly Furtado & Timbaland

toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

noturbabygurl:

Kiki’s Delivery Service, 1989

noturbabygurl:

Kiki’s Delivery Service, 1989









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